Fast and Loosh Part 2: If The Thesis Fits, Wear It.

I'm quite sure that global humanity is meant to quake in its boots at the news that in the event the rotund cosplayer named Kim Jong Un is assassinated, the North Korean goverment had decided to repond by automatically launching a nuclear strike. Apparently this very, ahem, explosive decision was made on March 22, an interesting date for reasons that may not be obvious to most. There's just one glaring problem with this narrative, and pretty much anyone who can fog a mirror should recognize what it is immediately. How will the LARPing poobahs that comprise the North Korean executive know who's ultimately responsible for the dastardly act? Despite what we're constantly fed, it's exceedingly difficult to downright impossible to know conclusivey soon afer the fact who is behind an assassination. Thankfully, as it happens, in the wake of an assassination, or even an assassination attempt, producing compelling evidence prior to responding militarily to an alleged assassination is required by international law. Yes, I know "international law" is a joke, but if the military response involves using nuclear weapons, well, that's another matter entirely. 

We're just six months shy of sixty three years since JFK's (alleged) assassination, and there's still no clear consensus on who was ultimately responsible for the murder of the 35th President on 11/22/63 in Dallas, Texas. In case I'm being too subtle in making my point, the North Korean executive's policy is so monumentally brain dead one is strongly advised to not take it at face value. Something else is going on with this "Kill Kim and watch our nukes fly...somewhere (details to follow)"promotion, but, once again, you can count on perception management ensuring that no one is platformed who even faintly hints that this stupefying and fear inducing policy may be better explained as being yet more malicious mind fuckery in the service of loosh farming

To the extent that perception management will even be bothered to try and sell this utter tripe, trust that we'll get wall to wall testimomy in support of "It was the result of a madman's indomitable will", which may or may not be conjoined with "Sadly, this is the result of colossal incompetence and/or stupidity." The aforesaid asinine and threadbare chestnuts have a long and checkered past of being employed for the purpose of glossing over narrative incoherence that doesn't stand up to even modest scrutiny. 

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