Fast and Loosh Part 2: If The Thesis Fits, Wear It.
I'm quite sure that the public is meant to quake in its boots at the news that in the event the rotund cosplayer named Kim Jong Un is assassinated, the North Korean goverment has decided to repond by automatically launching a nuclear strike. Apparently this very, ahem, explosive decision was made on March 22, an interesting date for reasons that may not be obvious to most. There's just one glaring problem with this narrative, and pretty much anyone who can fog a mirror should recognize what it is immediately. How will the LARPing poobahs that comprise the North Korean executive know who's ultimately responsible for the dastardly act? Despite what we're constantly fed, it's next to downright impossible to conclusively ascertain who is behind an assassination immediately after the fact. Thankfully, as it happens, in the wake of an assassination, or even an assassination attempt, producing compelling evidence prior to responding militarily to an alleged assassinatio...